Phase 1 - High bald fade - very clean.
Phase 2 - The ugly phase. Your hair looks so messed up that it's better to walk around with this on your head then allow people to see what's underneath it.
Phase 5 - Pick Please
Phase 6 - Fro-Tastic! Dorian looks like he is on some than in this picture and Jordan is just trying to get a piece of it.