D: When I'm a teenager will you drop me off at the mall to shop by myself.
Me: Yes. I'll also drop you off at movies and other places. But I don't think you would want to be dropped off at the mall to shop. You'd probably want to go there to pick up chicks.
D: MOM!!! No I wouldn't! I don't even like girls.
Me: You will one day, trust me.
Me: You don't like any girls right now?
D: Well, yeah I do.
D: She's a 4th grader.
Me: (Gasps) An older woman!?
Me: What's her name?
Me: Does she like you?
D: I don't know.
Me: Is she pretty?
D: (Nods) Yes.
Me: Have you talked to her?
D: No. I just walk by and look at her.
Me: LMAO!!! So is she your first crush?
D: I had a crush on a 2nd grader when I was in 2nd grade. She liked me too.
Me: (Hand on chest) My goodness! Have you kissed a girl?
D: NO!!! I'm only 8 Mom!
Me: I'm just making sure. Whew!!!